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Life as I May or May Not Know It
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my name is martin. i'm 20 and i play the tuba. i go to the university of tampa. I am a Brother of the Alpha Sigma chapter of Kappa Kappa Psi, National Honorary Band Service Fraternity.
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virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

I get to see my dog in two weeks. I am beyond excited. I miss her so much.

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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Ultimate Self-Injury Recovery Masterpost!

corvidaeon:

chooserecovery:

It’s cool to see a post that isn’t ‘don’t hurt yourself in the first place!!’ but is actually giving you geniune, helpful advice for recovery and caring for yourself

tubaboy:

shoutout to theaveragefish for posting a transformation tuesday thing, which inspired me to post one, which now has 40 notes and has gotten me 3 new followers.

update: 55+ notes and 9 new followers

so i’m just gonna move to new York with a puppy and live in a tiny ass apartment and be a dog walker during the day, and a bartender on the weekends.

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

mollicles:

tubaboy:

i want to get a dog and move into a tiny ass apartment in new york

TAKE ME WITH YOU

But but but I have no money

myfriendsforcedmetodothis:

Some times you just hit your breaking point

tubaboy:

i want to get a dog and move into a tiny ass apartment in new york

No you don’t understand if I had 4 months rent I would move there on my 9th instead of going home

life as I may or may not know it