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Life as I May or May Not Know It

Welcome to Hell, my name is Martin. 20. Tuba. KKPsi. Chicago. Disney College Program. Really bitchin' ass.

The boy who waited is dead. The man who lived has taken his place.



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No really I am so fucking drink rn

Hammered

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

I don’t deserve you but god, I want to. I want to spend the rest of my life trying to deserve you.
those:

good bye

those:

good bye

I need a The Office-esque tv show where Chris Pratt is a middle school principal.

xblair11:

I want someone to be afraid of losing me. Someone that doesn’t want to go to sleep when they should because they don’t want to stop talking to me. Someone that tells me they don’t want me to leave and tells me to stay.

tubaboy:

how do i get a job at a puppy store

dragonjester:

Same

how do i get a job at a puppy store

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
lenole:

How we tune at the Boston Crusaders

Jorge reppin his letters!

lenole:

How we tune at the Boston Crusaders

Jorge reppin his letters!

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