Welcome to Hell, my name is Martin. 20. Tuba. KKPsi. Chicago. Disney College Program. Really bitchin' ass.
The boy who waited is dead. The man who lived has taken his place.
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
I need a The Office-esque tv show where Chris Pratt is a middle school principal.
I want someone to be afraid of losing me. Someone that doesn’t want to go to sleep when they should because they don’t want to stop talking to me. Someone that tells me they don’t want me to leave and tells me to stay.
How we tune at the Boston Crusaders
Jorge reppin his letters!